What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you been arrested or investigated?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

"Can God create iron that God cannot bend?" Isn't it unreasonable to ask this about a being believed to have created logic? After all, God can create a logic that we can't understand right now that both are possible at the same time, right?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

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Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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